ten ways to entertain yourself on the pool side

hi
if you dont already know im a life guard
which involves long periods of standing around a pool watching fat/retarded people attempt to swim
so you gotta find ways of entertaining youself
with only a watter bottle
so here is how you do it

1-unscrew the top of your water bottle and attempt to summersault it in mid air adnd catch it with out getting wet, please note this takes a lot of practice and be prepared to get soaked

2-hold the bottle vertical and blow as much air into it as you can, then holding the air in tilt your head back untill the bottle is upside down and release the pressure and be amazed how water suddenly flows into your mouth with out you doing anything

3-scoosh some water on the tiles and slide back and foreword, this is entertaining for a while as long as you dont fall over

4-hold the bottle up to your mouth and sing along to real radio which will be playing in the back ground, using the bottle as a microphone

5-if a water bottle has been left behinde by the previous shift empty the contents and fill with pool water insted, then laugh to yourself and place it back where you found it

6-see how long it takes you to drink the whole bottle and try to beat your work mates

and ive suddenly ran out of ideas
sorry but there is only so much you can do with a water bottle

peace out XD