BA DA BOOM!!!

things that happened thias week

well to start it all off i got a puncture, not the greatest start to the week ill agree but bare with me it gets better

so i took the now flat tire into a garrage id never been to before, it was'nt much just a shed in someones back garden, the mechnic was fairly nice and agreed to replace it there and then, so as he was fucking about with it he starded talking to me which i hate btw not because i dont like talking to people, its when your forced into a convorsation with someone and you sort of have to agree with what there saying, you pretend your friends for ten minutes and then go your seporate ways and never meet again, it usualy happens with taxi drivers, and typically thery will first ask you what you do so in my case i say im a lifeguard they then serch there memory banks for infromation that relates to lifeguard, only to come up with something i dont wanna know about "oh my third cousin twice removed did that" i dont care could you please just fix my tire so i can go home

anyway im getting off topic
the next day id to get up early as i was working a day shift which was interesting for a change
because id ironed my tracky bottems (note i dont ware them because i want to its because there part of my uniform) the night before and they felt so good, i walked on the pool to be greated with the usual "owright coco" from jim, i should explain i wear red converse while im working and aparently they make me look like a clown so i got labled with coco the clown or coco for short, the day went on as normal and about 12 a wee girl in the pool swam up to me and asked the best question ive ever been asked "exscuse me, see when i grow up will you be dead?" now baring in mind there is probibly only 10 years between us i said "i dout it pal" and she replyed "i think you will" so either she's psychic or i just recieved a death threat form a 7 year old
either way i better start making a will

to be continued...